The Co-pilot and I had friends over for Dinner last week, the very wise and enlightened Grumpy Goat and Mdm Cyn. During the evenings cordial conversation and witty exchanges The Goat came out with a fantastic one which, with full acknowledgment and credit, I recall here:
Q. Which is mans best friend? His Dog or his wife/girlfriend? [delete as appropriate]
Well there is a simple test: Lock both in the boot of a car and leave them for three hours. Come back and pop the boot open and see which one jumps out still pleased to see you!!
Q. Which is mans best friend? His Dog or his wife/girlfriend? [delete as appropriate]
Well there is a simple test: Lock both in the boot of a car and leave them for three hours. Come back and pop the boot open and see which one jumps out still pleased to see you!!
You can't fault this as a fool proof test now can you?
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