Sunday, October 12, 2008

Shag Pile Rug

Anybody who has been to the Wakka Mansion will be familiar with resident catawaha and his tendency to great all visitors with a rendition of his entire volcabulary of "howls and yowls" and then continue to do so for the rest of the evening.

Well, this has begun to drive the co-pilot and I to distraction, especially when it continues until 4am with no respite.  This added to his eagerness to escape the mansion and head out into the great blue yonder we wondered if he perhaps hadn't had the snip as feline friends had lead us to believe.  These suspicions where further triggered when we were watching TV one night and the delightful fella started getting very jiggy with his sheep skin rug he sleeps on......and I don't mean he started dancing Will Smith style if you know what I mean.  It wasn't a pretty sight.



Anyway, we took him to the vets wh gave him a full examination which ended with the vet grabbing Sam's family jewels (or lack there of as it transpired) and concluding that he had certainly "been done" and there was no explanation for his noise.  Only that maybe he was just a talker.

Now the really strange thing is htat since having his balls grabbed by the vet he has been nearly silent at home since........and its been two days now. So I have decided that if I hear another late night peep out of him in future I shall be grabbing him by the balls and asking him very politely to stop!!

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